Sunday, 29 December 2019

Asylum Reviews: Golazo! [Xbox One].


It's been a while since either of us have had any sort of enthusiasm for a football game, yet Golazo! had us intrigued from the moment we first saw it. A far cry from the usual real-world styled games such as FIFA and PES, it sports a cartoony 2.5D art-style which works brilliantly alongside the humorous gameplay.

Whilst Allan is a fan of football and has played his fair share of FIFA in the past, what he's really been after is a game that takes him back to the days of RedCard Football. And Golazo! is certainly aiming to fill that gap.


There are three game modes to choose from; Quick Match, which can be played online; International Cup and World League, which are both single player modes. With 51 International teams to choose from, you can choose to play for your home country, if available - Scotland was not, which, my oh my, really annoyed us since England, Ireland and Wales were all options (!!). There isn't even a Great Britain option for us to choose, since all the other GB countries were there, so we had to just go for our Celtic brethren across the water... I urge you, Purple Tree. Add Scotland in as a playable option. In all three modes, winning matches will net you coins. These coins can be used in the shop for kits, balls, celebrations and more.

Gameplay wise, it feels like an old arcade game, with the movements being slightly clunky and the ball magnetically passing from player to player - while we understand that this may purely be an aesthetic choice, it sometimes feels a little too clunky, so can be a tad frustrating. You can quite happily go ham on another player to get the ball without much worry of getting a card from the ref, and you only need to worry about three moves: lobbing, passing and shooting. The occasional power-up will be granted to teams, meaning that you could suddenly find yourself whizzing around the pitch at ease. This adds a little bit of variety into the mix and can change the outcome of a match dramatically.


You can score Golazo! for the low price of £12.49 on the Xbox Store, which is a reasonable price for the amount of replayability is has to offer. It's fast paced and great for a quick game with friends, and is even straightforward enough to have the kids play too.


In the end, we decided to give Golazo! the Collecting Asylum rating of 6.5/10.

Have you played it yet? What did you think?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x

Saturday, 28 December 2019

Asylum Reviews: Monkey Barrels [Switch].


Monkey Barrels is a twin-stick shooter from developer Good-Feel. You might recognise their name from some of their previous titles, including Kirby's Epic Yarn and Yoshi's Crafted World, but this is the first game they've developed and published by themselves.

The premise of Monkey Barrels is that a pair of brave monkeys have set out on a quest to rescue their kidnapped friends from a bunch of robots. You play as one of the two monkeys - interchangeable within the hub world with seemingly no advantages to either (o feel free to pick whichever one you like) - and within the hub you can purchase guns and sort through everything you've unlocked along the way. Alongside the main 22-stage story mode, you can also play online in matches with up to six players, adding another element of play to the mix. 

There are just under a hundred weapons to unlock and use, each with their own stats and strengths to take advantage of in battle. Two weapons will be equipped at any one time, mapped to the trigger buttons, with sub-weapons such as explosives or shields being available too. Weapons sadly cannot be used simultaneously, which definitely feels like they missed a beat there, and they have to be reloaded individually also.

The online mode, Banana Scramble is a fun and totally frenzied mode where you'll find bananas scattered all throughout the levels, and all you have to do is make sure that when the match ends, you're the monkey with the most bananas! It's a nice change of pace from the main game, unlocked only once you've progressed far enough in the story. A couch co-op option for this would have been a fantastic option, but sadly for now at least, online is the only way.


With a whole host of different enemy designs to keep things interesting and fresh, you have to constantly keep on your toes as to how you will battle against them as they require different tactics to defeat. You'll often have a horde of enemies coming at you at once, so it can be quite easy to feel trapped, but if you can handle bullet-hells such as Enter the Gungeon, you should be able to hold your own here.

Artistically, Monkey Barrels is visually intriguing. With delightful colour palettes, and an adorable 3D pixel-art style, the game looks gorgeous. Environments often felt quite samey, but with varied character designs, this helped to make up for that somewhat. At £11.99 on the Switch eShop, there are definitely a lot of other games out there that would satisfy the same itch that this does for less, so we'd possibly recommend waiting for a slight price drop before jumping in on this (after all, the eShop does love its sales!). It's a fun game, don't get us wrong, but just doesn't have a lot to keep drawing us back for more.


In the end we decided to give Monkey Barrels the Collecting Asylum rating of: 6/10.

Have you played Monkey Barrels? What did you think of it?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x

Tuesday, 24 December 2019

Asylum Reviews: Tools Up! [Xbox One].


In the same vein as games such as Overcooked, Tools Up! instantly caught our attention. Party games that require some teamwork as opposed to just facing off against each other are always a big hit in this house. The Knights of Unity's Tools Up! is no exception.

Fast paced and frantic, you are tasked with some DIY jobs, from painting walls to lifting and replacing flooring. Jobs start off straightforward, to ease you in gently, but quickly increase in complexity with some necessary items being delivered during the round, and frequently having tins of paint sitting in another room from the one that you need to paint (make sure you check the blueprint before you make the same mistake I did!).


Additionally, some levels will have paint spills and other clutter for you to clean up and toss out. Failing to do so promptly often results in hilarious yet frustrating falls - particularly if you just keep falling from one into another. 

Sometimes walls can't be painted until the wallpaper is removed, or flooring is lifted to allow new carpet to be laid. And sometimes, you have to mix plaster and smooth out the walls and floors before you can do anything at all. These tasks can be divided between you and a friend to work more effectively, however the game can be played single player too. Ideally, you should play couch co-op, as it definitely feels better that way. 


Playing with my four year old daughter, we had a lot of fun. While it took some getting used to (as there's very little in the way of a tutorial), once we were up and running we just kinda figured things out as we went. She had a lot of fun sabotaging our efforts when she realised she could lift my character and just walk around with me in her arms, and in retaliation I had fun doing the flooring and trapping her in a corner until it dried. Levels are time bound so even the slightest bit of sabotage (or even simply messing up accidentally) can totally break you. Likewise, sometimes the selection would have an issue if you were caught in a tight corner or had too many things close to each other to pick up, shaving valuable seconds off of your time as you frantically try to pick up the trash. 

We both really enjoyed playing and have found ourselves frequently going back to the game when we've got some free time. The art style was cute and bright and kept our attention, whilst the music was fun and instilled a definite panic in you at times. Remembering to always clear the level as you go along is an important part, as once everything is complete, you can't finish until you've done so. Trying to clear up at the end can be quite panicky, so dealing with it as you go is definitely beneficial. 


In the end, we decided to give Tools Up! the Collecting Asylum rating of 7/10.

Have you played it yet? What did you think of it?
Let us know in the comments below! 

- V x

Monday, 9 December 2019

Asylum Reviews: Felix the Reaper [Xbox One].


Felix the Reaper is a fun puzzle-based game developed by Kong Orange. Currently available on Xbox Game Pass, you can dive into the game and help Felix in his quest to be a great reaper and be united with his star-crossed love Betty (who just so happens to work for the Ministry of Life) in what the developers describe as "a romantic comedy about the life of Death".

 
It boasts a very unique style of play, a puzzle-game unlike most of the other puzzle-games I’ve played lately, utilising a sundial and strategically angled shadows in order to keep you shaded from the sun. Sunlight can be controlled to a certain extent, with the ability to rotate it 90°, potentially opening up new paths to reach your target. Being hit with sunlight, and subsequently dying, the level continues with little in the way of punishment… until you get to the end of the level and realise that that one unnecessary death cost you points in your ranking. The overall premise is simple, put people in harm’s way to allow their souls to be reaped, and everything will be fine. Do things faster or in less steps, and you’ll get a better score.

It has an original soundtrack that is very well suited to the game and Felix hilariously dances along to the beat .Similarly, the art style is gorgeous, and works really well with the way that levels are built and played, and character models are cute yet interesting. It also has a very whimsical story, with lots of additional information provided throughout, from the files given to you at the start of each mission - aside from the fact that the first one lists the wrong target, but this just adds some hilarity to the mix - all the way through to small cutscenes.


Despite all that, something feels amiss here. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something feels unnecessarily frustrating when you play, and instead of it feeling like a fun, challenging frustration, it’s an exasperatedly fed up one. At first, everything had a nice, fresh feel and each level felt difficult yet relaxed but as the game progressed, this took a turn for the worse. The same levels that previously felt fresh and interesting feel tedious and repetitive, with very little in variety between each level.


In the end, we gave Felix the Reaper the Collecting Asylum rating of 6/10.

Have you played Felix yet? What did you think of it?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x

Sunday, 1 December 2019

Asylum Reviews: REKT [Switch].

REKT!, developed by Little Chicken Game Company started out its life as an Android/iOS app, but feels fantastically suited to Nintendo Switch. Usually we find that games ported from mobile to console still carry a certain air to them that gives them a very “mobile” feel, but not REKT!, here it feels very much as if it was always meant to be played on Switch.

Art style is beautiful, with a very retro arcade feel. It has a simplistic style, but is still very aesthetically pleasing, with bright neon colours. The arenas feel very skate-park-like, with ramps and rails and a million and one things to jump off of. The whole aim of REKT is to rack up points from pulling off sick flips and stunts – without getting REKT! – to accumulate as high an overall score as possible. In order to have the points counted, you must land on your wheels. It’s reminiscent of Tony Hawk’s games, or Skate, in that way.

Now – the vehicles - so many unlockable vehicles. This is a great way to encourage you to keep playing, as it’s really fun to unlock them and add them to your collection. It even includes the Back to the Future Hoverboard! Further arenas can be unlocked using in-game currency, and this allows you to try out new areas and see what cool tricks you can manage. For every run you play, you are given three objectives which once achieved, reward you with the aforementioned currency, encouraging you to continue further runs to unlock even more stuff!

The controls feel very well done, again something that can often be a dead giveaway of a mobile-to-console port, and this enabled you to feel well connected to your vehicle and not have yourself frustrated over missing a trick due to bad controlling. Split-screen is an added option, which is fantastic as it opens up a whole new layer of play.

It’s got a whole lot of replayability, and for such a fantastically cheap price too at just £5.39 on the Nintendo eShop, so we’d highly recommend you give it a shot if you’re looking for something quick and fun to play on Switch.

In the end, we gave REKT the Collecting Asylum rating of 8/10.

Have you played REKT yet? What did you think of it?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x

Wednesday, 27 November 2019

Asylum Reviews: Sparklite [Xbox One].


Red Blue Games' Sparklite is a fantastic Legend of Zelda style roguelite, with a beautiful world filled with adventure. You play as Ada, a young hero who, after her airship is destroyed, must set out to save the Sparklite and rebuild atop a floating city hub.

The tutorial explains the basics of the game and through talking to NPCs you will learn how various mechanics work such as where you restart from after dying. You are plucked from the ground upon death (by a giant claw no less) and brought back to the hub world in the sky. Here you can use any Sparklite you've already collected to build shops to unlock Widgets and Inventions which will massively help you on your way.


The procedurally generated world does wonders to keep things from feeling too stale and keeps you coming back for more. It feels like an older Zelda game with its simple mechanics and puzzles, and adorable art style. Controls are fairly easy to pick up, with you having a main weapon attack - that can be charged up for more power - as well as gadgets, known as Widgets, that can be assigned to help you progress through the game.

Throughout Geodia you will come across small dungeons known as Vaults. In these vaults, you will be taught how to utilise new weapons or equipment to work your way through the challenges, ultimately gaining the blueprint for the weapon at the end. In order to gain access to this item, you must then return to the floating hub and provide the blueprint to the Workshop. First tip of the day should definitely be to unlock the Workshop as soon as you can. I made the mistake of unlocking the Widget shop first, holding me back from accessing the newer weapons I'd found.


Due to the randomised nature of Sparklite, many areas you come across will be seemingly impossible to get through. You might be stressed out trying to figure out a puzzle only to discover you are actually missing a key weapon or piece of equipment that will allow you to progress, I know I certainly was. Just keep in mind that many items will come later and that you can backtrack through these areas once they become achievable, and you'll feel far more enjoyment from the game.

You have limited capacity for all of the weapons and widgets you own, so you need to think wisely when figuring out what is the best loadout for you. Your inventory is made up of small squares, and items can either fit neatly into one tile - typically the simpler items - or they can sprawl across multiple and require careful planning to maximise the space you have.


As mentioned before, the art style is adorable. Colours are bright and environments are detailed and interesting. Sadly, the story is fairly basic and doesn't draw you in terribly much, however the addictive nature of playing run after run of this, much like other roguelites, helps to negate this. The sound design is well matched to the gameplay, with delightful tunes composed by Dale North. These too are reminiscent of early Zelda titles, and are really a pleasure to listen to.

Lastly, Sparklite includes local co-op. All I can say of the co-op is don't bother. Only playable once you've played into the game a little bit, the second player takes control of Ada's robot sidekick. As player two, you have limited capabilities - digging at first, with the option of add-ons later. It does get better with further patches, such as the ability to then pick up items, but even at that you are still very restricted. Stick with the single player - trust us. Playing single player, we had a decent bit of fun for what the game entails, and at £19.99 it's reasonably priced for what it is.


In the end, we decided to give Sparklite the Collecting Asylum rating of 6.5/10.

Have you played Sparklite yet? What did you think of it?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x

Tuesday, 12 November 2019

Asylum Reviews: Lonely Mountains: Downhill [Xbox One].


Lonely Mountains Downhill is a delightful simple looking game from its exterior, but sneaks up on you with its challenging core. You play as a nameless (and faceless, might I add) character whose one true goal is to tackle all of these mountains and their exciting, twisted trails. 


Each level has a few different difficulties, and different challenges that go along with those. This can be something as (seemingly) simple as completing the track under a certain time, or with fewer than x amount of crashes. Sometimes these can seem quite easy, but instead prove to be a little more difficult once you factor in the stress of some areas on the tracks that are trickier than others.

As well as the main track, there are a vast selection of off-the-beaten-path type routes to the finish line. Some which can simply shave a few seconds off here and there, while others can drastically reduce your overall time. Half of the fun of Lonely Mountains: Downhill is finding these alternative routes and doing everything you can to not only survive (since they're generally harder than the main track) but to perfect them, and get your time - and number of restarts - as low as possible.


There are good customisation options, allowing you to alter the look of your rider as well as your bike. You can change between male and female, different hair style and colour options and tweak the skin tone to how you wish. New costumes and bike parts can be unlocked by satisfying the conditions of various challenges laid out for you.

Visually, the game is gorgeous and has a very pleasing aesthetic. Locations are beautifully crafted and the lighting just adds another layer to the look. Sound design is fantastic also, with really catchy tunes to go along with your peaceful journey. The controls felt great for the most part, with only a few minor gripes where turns felt less responsive than they should, but this didn't make the game feel unplayable at all.


In the end, we really enjoyed Lonely Mountains: Downhill and have decided to give it the Collecting Asylum rating of 8.5/10

What did you think of it?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x

Saturday, 21 September 2019

Asylum Reviews: The Sojourn [Xbox One].



Released yesterday for Xbox One, PS4 and PC, The Sojourn is a peaceful puzzle-based game with absolutely gorgeous settings. Developed by Shifting Tides - and their first ever game, at that - this is a relaxing game that draws you in surprisingly quickly, but due to very samey locations can feel repetitive equally fast.

With very little in the way of explanation as to what is going on, you are chucked straight into a beautiful, yet lonely world populated only by a small number of blindfolded stone statues. The world itself seems to not exist without your presence, as glowing light spawns the buildings and platforms and creates the path for you as you go.


Being a puzzle-based game, it requires a lot of thinking outside of the box. You can alternate between the light and dark worlds temporarily by standing on a glowing platform to activate the dark mode for a limited time. Doing so enables you to move large decorative statues to unlock new areas or make harp-like statues play music to rebuild broken passageways.

Later, you will find some statues can be activated without entering the dark world, as they have small plaques on them that allow the statue to be used at any time. Luckily, these can be moved to other statues, giving another element of thought needed when trying to progress through the level. You switch places with statues by interacting with them in the dark world, and thinking carefully about where you need to be vs. where the statue potentially needs to be makes for a great challenge. As mentioned, some passageways are damaged, requiring other statues to be activated. This can make for a frustrating experience the first few times as you get used to how the mechanics work (time in the dark world only depletes whilst moving, etc) but you learn and adjust to things before soon enough you find yourself moving throughout the levels like its second nature.


Initially the game feels lightly challenging, and this increases as you go on. Puzzles become more complex, with optional areas being unlocked to add another layer of depth, as well as something a little more difficult if you like a challenge. If what you're here for is just a relaxing stroll with minimal concentration, stick to the main quest and leave the optional challenges for when you're feeling a little more adventurous.

Visually, the game is beautiful, with calming colour schemes and very pretty landscapes. A lot of the levels can feel quite similar due to the formation of blocks and the relatively similar structures so you might find yourself getting slightly bored of the same thing each level. The Sojourn definitely kept me interested for a long session, moreso than some of the more difficult puzzle games, but you might find it better suited to playing in shorter stints to allow your brain to rest in between.


Sound-wise, everything feels very ethereal combined with the visuals. It's definitely a great game to just sit down and chill out with, especially in between playing other games to break things up a bit. We've been playing a lot of RAD and Borderlands 3 lately, and this feels like a nice counter for those as it brings you into a dreamlike, peaceful world instead of the harsh post-apocalyptic worlds of the two of those.

As mentioned previously, there's not much in the way of story to keep you interested, just a very loose following of the blindfolded stone statues, depicting a family as their little boy grows up and explores the world. If you need a decent story to be interested in a game, you might struggle here but it works in the concept of a puzzle game, as the real focus is the puzzles and not the "story" or lack thereof. Priced at £19.99 on the Xbox Store, it's slightly more expensive than a lot of the other indies that we've played recently but still a decent enough price for what it offers.


In the end, we decided to give The Sojourn the Collecting Asylum rating of  6.5/10.

Have you played The Sojourn yet? What did you think of it?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x

Asylum Reviews: Space Cows [Switch].


Space Cows is Polish video game developer Happy Corruption's first release, and it's a surprisingly fun one at that. It's a twin-stick shooter - instantly ticking one of Allan's boxes - where you play as Best Regards, a dairy farmer whose prized cow Betsy is abducted after he refuses to sell her. So he does what any sane person would do, and dresses up as a cow to be abducted himself. Armed with a toilet plunger and a butt-load of gas (literally), you can fart your way around levels and kill all the moo-tants standing in your way to save the cows and be reunited with Betsy.


Due to the obvious space setting, you have the lack of gravity to contend with here in Space Cows. This makes it a little bit more unpredictable - and oftentimes more frustrating - than other twin-stick shooters you may have played in the past. Rooms will move and rotate, and you'll potentially have enemies coming at you from all directions meaning you'll have to keep your wits about you.

Additionally, your plunger is your one weapon to defeat the hordes of mootants, so after throwing you leave yourself vulnerable whilst you wait on your plunger's return. This can make things quite panic-inducing, as you'll have to deal with lots of enemies at once. 


As you progress through the game, you will come across mini-games where you can earn extra milk. These break up the game a bit to give you something a little different to keep your interest piqued. They don't disturb the flow of the game too negatively, however they can sometimes lull you into a false sense of security as you forget what you're going back into afterwards.

There are a few different enemy types, ranging from the initial mootants: green slimey things that do damage when they touch you, to turret enemies that do significantly more damage to you. Enemies can be taken out either by hitting with the plunger, or in the case of some enemies, such as the jellyfish, you have to time hitting their blasts back to them. Thankfully, Best has a couple of techniques that help - since the plunger alone would just leave you struggling. He can fart to propel himself out of the way of danger, and he can also slow down time which can allow for the lining up of a killer shot. 


Art style is cute and whimsical, with gorgeous colours. The pinks and purples contrast well with the green-toned slime. Everything has such a fun, cartoon-y vibe which makes it very visually appealing, and sound design is well done - if slightly annoying at times with the frequent farts. 

At just £11.69 on the Nintendo Switch eShop, it's a fantastic price for a lot of fun, so we'd really recommend you check this one out - particularly if you're a fan of twin-stick shooters. For all of the insane pricing on Nintendo's side (AAA titles always remaining sky-high on the eShop), they really have a great selection of cheaply priced Nindies, and this is definitely a great one.


In the end, we decided to give Space Cows the Collecting Asylum rating of 7.5/10.

Have you played Space Cows yet? What did you think of it?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x

Thursday, 12 September 2019

Thoughts on Thursday: Confession Time!

Okay, okay... I know what you're thinking. That's a helluva clickbait title. And I suppose you're right, but this post is about confessions - or more specifically - collecting confessions.

The first of my collecting sins is that I am so guilty of leaving discs out of their cases for far longer than is necessary. If you've seen one of my recent Instagram posts, you'll know this. And I'm ashamed to admit that it's never just one pile of discs, or even two piles of discs. It's always ungodly amounts of discs in multiple piles, as well as a few random discs slotted in here and there for good measure. My thought process behind the random single discs is "I'll sit that there just now, since the case is on that shelf/near there, and I will put the disc away later". WHY!? I hear you ask. Simply put, I can be a lazy bastard at times. It's not one of my finer qualities, but knowing I can be a lazy bastard is better than just blindly being one. At least I'll sometimes attempt to circumvent this and just tidy as I go. But not enough, no.


Typically, I'll start the long mission of assigning discs back to their correct cases at the precise moment that I decide to take photos of things in the collection and discover that the disc is missing. Frustrating, since this then drags me away from my original plan and putting them all away takes forever. Oh, or my other favourite - when you go to put on a movie or game, but the disc inside the case is an entirely different one than expected. Jeez, this one drives me up the wall (and yes, I know - I'm the cause of it!) since it's never a simple process to resolve this. It's never as quick and easy as "Oh, Spider-Man is in the Red Dead Redemption 2 case, so the RDR2 case will have Spidey". It'a always X is in Y's case, Y is in Z's case and Z is nowhere to be seen. Wait, and where is A-W?

Another thing I'm guilty of is buying duplicates of items I've already got. Granted, this one is definitely not as common - and it's never for high value items (that would be heartbreaking). It's usually a Steelbook, or a cheap game. We've ended up with a number of doubled up releases in the past: Jessica Jones Steelbook, The Wolverine Steelbook, the Jurassic World Lego game to name a few, and 9/10 times the duplicate will sit in the shelves for months before realisation hits. A few times where we've had damaged items too, we've contacted to ask for replacements and they've allowed us to keep the original as well as having a replacement sent. I suppose these don't really count as duplicates as such since the damaged copy isn't the preferred choice, and I'd have been happy to return for the replacement. When this happens, we usually just give the damaged copies to friends who dabble in collecting too.


In a similar vein to the bad memory causing duplicate purchases, it also causes me to frequently lose track of items in the collection. There are things that we know we have. We have photo proof, and remember having the items (and if you know us, we never sell our stuff), but just can't seem to locate them in the shelves. I've got a tendency to rearrange things in the shelves at random, deciding roughly what I want to do and then just winging it. This means it's easy to forget where everything is, as I might remember the shelf it was on for the better part of a year or more, but I've since moved it 6 times. 

As I'm sure other collectors understand, it can be quite difficult to place things in your collection. Everyone has their preferences. Some like to display everything in alphabetical order. Some like to display things grouped by franchise, genre, platform or even by Director or Developer. You might have a preference to break it down into further groupings. Ours is a bit of a mish-mash at the moment due to constant rearranging . The rearranging has mostly been a necessary evil in order to get things off of the floor and onto shelves, so there's been a lot of rotating items to maximise shelf space - with less focus on actually displaying the items.


When we first moved in here, we had a basic layout. Games sprawled out across one side of the room, and blurays (movies/TV series, etc.) had the other side. Wtihin those sides, we had games broken down, roughly, by platform. Then on the individual shelves we would try to group things by franchise where possible. So Mortal Kombat had a shelf, as did Halo. Games like Catherine caused me some trouble as I had two editions of the same game, but a different platform for each (as 360 had one version of Catherine on the cover, with PS3 having the other). So do they get placed together, based on same game? Or apart, based on their platforms. It caused a bit of hassle when trying to get everything on the shelves, but I just had to learn to loosen up a bit with that.

Even this week, when I've been moving things around I've been unsure about placement. I rearranged all of the bluray Steelbooks, placing them in alphabetical order. Some Steelbooks were pulled away from this method: Disney Steelbooks go on the Disney shelf, Mondo Steelbooks have their own space (but oh God, what do I do with the Disney Mondo Steelbooks!?), MCU Steelbooks are in release order, and Arrow releases go on the Arrow shelf. Aaand after doing all that, I stumbled upon a few other Steelbooks placed randomly around other shelves. Those ones I'll figure out another day - I simply cannot be arsed rearranging the same shelf again. I'm lazy.



This burst of rearranging things spurred from wanting to take pics of stuff from the collection for my Instagram - as you may have seen - and realising that I couldn't find certain things. Again, these are things we know we have. They're just buried too deep in the shelves to locate. I wanted to take pics of all of my Mondo Steelbooks, but one or two of the Disney releases that I have (although, admittedly I haven't gotten round to picking them all up yet) were nowhere to be seen, so scratch that off the list. I then decided that it's time to do a big post on all of Cinemuseum's stunning releases (as I'm up to date with all of those), but Shanda's River has escaped me. I know it's in the shelves somewhere - heck Red Sparrow was hidden away for a bit too, but I realised how blind I was when I discovered it just above its new intended location, despite having checked there 10 times prior. This links in with the misplaced disc issue too, where I sit a single, lonely disc on the shelf it should be returned to, and then whilst moving everything about it ends up somewhere else, never to be reunited with its case. Or at least not anytime soon.

Lastly, and this one isn't one that we personally consider to be a collecting sin, but we know plenty of other people do: opening our stuff. Many, many other collectors (and maybe even some of you reading this) believe that these items shouldn't be opened. It might be that they want to prevent items from decreasing in value, or they just simply prefer the look of sealed items. For us, however, we love to open everything up and see all the parts and it makes it so much better to display certain items rather than just the (oftentimes boring) outer box. We do have a fairly large number of sealed items at the moment, purely due to having too many things that came close in time to each other and so as each new item arrived, the ones before were put onto the back-burner, with the intention of "oh, I'll unbox and review that shortly". I will definitely get around to unboxing and reviewing everything - eventually (key word) - but I probably need to pick up some new equipment first.

So if there's anything you'd recommend (or if some lovely companies are reading this and want to send anything my way, I'll be forever grateful!) please let me know :)


So come on, we can't be the only guilty parties here. What collecting sins have you committed?
Let us know in the comments below!

- V x



Sunday, 8 September 2019

Asylum Reviews: River City Girls [Xbox One].



WayForward's River City Girls is a fantastic entry to the world of side-scrolling beat-em-ups. You play as one of two characters: Misako and Kyoko, who need to fight to rescue their boyfriends. Two player co-op is supported, which adds some extra fun into the mix as it gives you a second chance if you are downed - as long as your co-op partner can stomp on you on time to revive you!


Fighting feels smooth and responsive, and with different moves and combos, as well as environmental items that you can pick up and smash over your enemies' heads, it's a whole lot of fun. When you first load up the game, you are given the choice of 1-2 players, as touched on above, but also the difficulty at which you want to play (normal or hard), and lastly, if you'd like to turn friendly fire off or on. Whilst playing two-player, with friendly fire off, we noticed that whilst normal hits wouldn't hurt each other, throwing items such as trash cans or chains would in fact still hurt one another, so this is just a little something to be mindful of.

When you've cleared out most of the floor, sometimes the last enemy standing will have a speech bubble appear above their head (shown below). These characters can be recruited to be utilised where needed at a later point. An achievement can be unlocked by recruiting each type of enemy, and whilst only one can be active at a time, this can easily be managed if you keep track of which ones you've already spared a beatdown so far.


The Pause menu in River City Girls also acts as a super-cute mobile phone, with various information held within, including a map showing all of the areas you've currently visited - as well as all of the ones as of yet untouched - and characters you've recuited so far. It also has a move list to show you how to perform each attack - this can be useful as more levels are unlocked by levelling up and using the Dojos. You can add and remove Accessories via your mobile phone, which are items which add helpful bonuses for yourself and your recruits. Keeping track of your Stats can be done here too, allowing you to see how much more EXP is needed for the next level up.

The art style is glorious, with stunning pixel-art graphics that are so detailed and colourful that you'll be in awe over how beautiful everything looks. Cutscenes are interspersed with manga style artwork. An introductory scene makes you feel like you're going straight into an anime, and it feels like there would be so much potential for that! Everything looks fantastic while playing, too - with enemy types and bosses being varied and interesting, as well as figuring out the way in that different enemies will attack keeps you focused.


Sound design is tackled flawlessly as well, with catchy music all throughout River City Girls' story. Voice acting is fantastic, and you might recognise a few familiar ones - including the likes of Jacksepticeye as Godai, and Game Grumps' Arin Hanson and Dan Avidari, playing Jimmy Lee and Billy Lee respectively, and many more. 

Priced at £24.99 on the UK Xbox Store, River City Girls is very affordable for what it offers. With plenty to see and do, you'll have a lot of fun along the way. Whilst it can be a bit of a drag at times to do some necessary backtracking for other areas to check, this is aided with a Fast Travel system. Bus stops allow you to quickly travel to and from certain areas. You'll probably still find an element of backtracking required for this, but it helps to negate that a little.


In the end, we decided to give River City Girls the Collecting Asylum rating of 8.5/10.

Have you played RCG yet? What did you think of it?
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- V x

Friday, 6 September 2019

Asylum Reviews: Whipseey and the Lost Atlas [Xbox One].


Blowfish Studios' Whipseey and the Lost Atlas is an adorable throwback to 90s Kirby games. You play as Alex, a young boy who is turned into a magical creature called Whipseey upon opening a mysterious book. It's now your mission to uncover the mystery of the Lost Atlas, and get Alex back to his normal body, and back to bed.


Upon our first playthrough, we encountered a bug of some sort that removed the health bar from the top-left of screen and from then on made us impervious to damage. Our daughter took full advantage of this, wanting to take over the controller whilst having a shot for herself. She was able to progress through the entirety of the game, defeating every boss and ultimately finishing the story without taking any damage - unlocking a number of achievements in the process.

Second playthrough, the bug didn't happen again - and on subsequent playthroughs, we've yet to be able to replicate it - so we were able to enjoy the game as intended. It feels very much as you'd expect, with you running and jumping your way through the 2D platform world. You also have a whip to use as your main weapon, and it can also be used to swing from tether points located around the world. It's not an overly difficult game, but sometimes can prove to be a bit of a challenge when getting used to hitboxes and taking unnecessary damage. Swinging on your whip for instance requires extreme precision when trying to attach to a tether point, and attacking bosses can be a bit hit or miss when trying to whip fast enough after jumping to hit their heads.


The 2D pixel art-style is really cute, and the pastel colours are really pleasing to the eye. Levels are varied, and with a changeover - in the form of going through doors - in between short sections of the level, allows for more variety in backdrops across a level. It also adds a degree of nostalgia to the game, harking back to the days of Wonder Boy.

It's a very short game at only five levels with five main bosses to come up against, but this isn't too much of a bother considering the low price point of the game. On the UK Xbox Store, it can be purchased for just £4.99, and has a full 1000 Gamerscore to hunt down and unlock if you want to give yourself a bit more replayability.


In the end we decided to give Whipseey the Collecting Asylum rating of 6/10.

Have you played WATLA yet?What did you think of it?
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- V x

Asylum Reviews: Rogue Singularity [Switch].


Published by Nnooo and developed by Considerable Content, Rogue Singularity is an adorable 3D platformer where you play as a robot on his mission to save the universe.

Each level is procedurally generated, keeping things interesting and preventing you from learning too easily. You'll find lots of obstacles on your way to the end of each level, and some can catch you more off guard than others. The depth perception of your third person viewpoint can sometimes be way off, leading to simple, frustrating deaths. This can cause some traps (as well as some normal jumps) to require a bit of blind faith in that you'll make it through to the end.


Surfaces can often feel slippery, with any forward momentum during a jump continuing just a touch after landing. You eventually adapt to this, but for a while you may find yourself panicking slightly every time you jump to a fairly small platform, in the worry that you'll fall off in to the abyss.

The art style is cute and eye-catching, with bright colours dominating every inch of the screen. One thing that I noticed within the options is that you can adjust all text to a Dyslexic suitable font, which isn't something you often see implemented, and was a nice touch. Completing a level can be done in your own way, which allows you to choose between just running straight for the end, or bouncing around collecting all of the coins available to you - often requiring you to veer off the usual path to do so, before doubling back to head for the exit.


Character customisation allows you to adjust your little robot to look how you wish, and abilities can be purchased to upgrade your robot, using the coins collected throughout each level. Items can also be purchased using the coins, each as a one-time use. These vary from items to place a jump-pad wherever you like, to an item magnet to pull collectibles closer to you.

Utilising the extra abilities (and items where needed) is really important to being successful in Rogue Singularity. As mentioned before, some levels can be really difficult and navigating around the electric traps and rotating flames can be made much easier by having some new abilities. Also taking the time to work out a plan of attack can be useful, as you can sometimes find shortcuts easily accessible by just jumping across to other platforms and working your way around.


Priced at just £13.49 on the UK Nintendo eShop, it's a cheap and cheerful addition to your digital collection of games, and one that you'll have a lot of fun playing.

In the end, we decided to give Rogue Singularity the Collecting Asylum rating of 6/10.

Have you played it? What did you think of it?
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- V x

Asylum Reviews: Cold Silence [Xbox One].

Cold Silence, by developer Half-Face Games, was initially conjured up as a result of a Game Jam with the prompt "White Silence&quo...